Ask The Dolorosa

I Just Wanted To Update you All And Tell You All That The Pesterchum Tab Of My Blog Is Now Outdated And Is Being Changed.

My New Trolltag Is guardianAbiding.

Thank You.

dear fef, i lovve you. you havve a nice ass. you make me hard. you should fill my bucket. someday i wwill get your heart. you + me = matesprits. if i saww you noww i’d cream. i want to havve you. i wwould build a castle just for you. if i could sing you any song it wwould be part of your wworld. wwe could glub under the stars. lovve, eri. (P.S.: sol is a wweenie.)

Anonymous

Are We Really Doing this Again.

Really.

I Told You.

You Have The Wrong God Forsaken Address.

If You Loved Your Dear “Fef” So Much The Least You Could Do Is Get Her “Glubbing” Address Right.

Go. The Fuck. Away.

((As a future note, I am actually really sick of a lot of these spam messages. I’m normally very light-hearted with spam like this, but when I get it all the time, it gets old. I’m also at a very high point of stress right now, so until the end of June, do NOT send me stupid shit like this, no matter how funny anyone would think it is.))

Why, Dolorosa, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SUCH A BIG AVENGERS FANATIC??????

Anonymous

I’ve Been Forced To Watch It By My Artist, And Yes, I Do Admit To Being Rather Pleased With The Avengers.

I Think The Red-Haired Woman Is My Favorite, But My Artist Makes An Excellent Case For The Star-Spangled One’s Superiority…

((excuse me for being an idiot with avengers shit. I really need to work out how the fuck i organize my blogs.))

Are we not having Game Night tonight? ;;

fortecatexe

((No, not tonight. Things came up and I could not and can not host a game night. BUT I WILL DO ONE TOMORROW TO MAKE UP FOR MY SINS

In other news, the Avengers was amazing.))

Now Comes The Part Of This Post Where I Thoroughly Explain What I Mean:

First, I Must Mention, I Am Terribly Flattered That You Are Going To Be Dressing Up As Me. It’s Quite An Honor To See That You Have Been Inspired By Myself And Wish To Express That By Donning A Costume In My Likeness.

I Have Indeed Visited A Few Of These Conventions And Meet-Ups As A Way To Further Investigate The Culture, Preferences, And Friendliness Of Such People That Attend Frequently (And Might I Add, I Enjoyed Myself Quite A Bit And Hope To Go To More Of These Conventions Soon!), But So Far, I Have Never Encountered Such A Group That Puts Others Down For Not Acting Completely “In Character”, Respectively As The Person They Are Dressed Up As.

However, The Case Does Vary. One Person May Prefer That You Act Like Me In Every Way, Even Down To Whatever Accent They Would Imagine I Hold. Another Might Say That You Do Not Need To Put Much Effort Into Your Performance.

My Standing Is That Your Impersonation Does Not Matter, But Rather The Effort You Put Into Your Costume, The Passion You Hold For The Subject Manner (In This Case, Myself), And The Quality It Exhibits. Furthermore, Even That Does Not Matter In Comparison To My Next Point.

I Wish For You To Have Fun. Do Not Worry What Anyone Thinks About You, Your (Lack Of?) Acting, Or Your Costume. Simply Have As Much Fun As You Can.

((Seriously, Anon, I hope you have a lot of fun at this con! If you still are worried and wish to be as in-character as possible, if someone interacts with you, just think to yourself: What would a single mother in a society that has no mothers, fashion designer and enthusiast, and slave with the hots for a particular cerulean pirate do/say? Also, if you take any photos of yourself, please tag them with “askthedolorosa” so I can see them (it’s alright if you do not want to share, though! I just love looking at other peoples’ cosplays!) ))

((I know it’s only been like a week since I came out of the hiatus but I really wanna share my life and idea with you))

hylianrudolf:

So, as a self-proclaimed Gryffindor-from-birth sorted into Hufflepuff by Rowling’s wisdom back when I joined Pottermore as one of the beta players, I have made myself a few missions:

try to spread the word that we are the “crazy nasty-ass honeybadger crew”

FIND out what the hell a Hufflepuff really is

gain some god damned respect for this awesome house.

So yeah. Come add me, bros. I am WitchGalleon132. Just be sure to send me some sort of message over Tumblr of who you are so I can give you a proper nickname.

((ASKTHEDOLOROSA HAS RETURNED. I got my computer back, but until I can work on replies to questions instead of write an essay on trains and the American Civil War, I just wanted to share this with you. Seriously, add me, bros. I need Pottermore friends to entertain me during school hours in a boring computer tech class.))

((I don’t know about you guys, but when I see Sassy Dolorosa anywhere on a webpage, I automatically think of this sexy bitch….))