First Off, I Think That The Both Of Us Would Very Much Like To Know WHAT Quadrant It Is That We Are Rumored Of Being In. And If You’re Looking For A Sarcastic Or Disgusted Response, I Am Afraid You Won’t Get One Here, Since This Is Actually A Very Valid Suggestion.

But I Do Suppose I Shall Clear This Up; He And I Share A Moirallegiance. 

Have Fun With This New Knowledge.

((In which Disciple represents me while drawing))

NOT SURE WHY YOU’RE INTERESTED IN MY SEX LIFE OR WHY YOU THINK I’D ACTUALLY DO HIM OF ALL TROLLS. HE’S MY BEST FRIEND, COME ON! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH, THOUGH. WE NEEDED THAT.

…. THIS HAPPENS WAY TOO OFTEN FOR IT TO BE FUNNY. HE’S SUCH A SORE LOSER.

I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE WHETHER HE DESERVED IT OR NOT, SINCE HE DID DESTROY MY CLOAK… BUT SERIOUSLY. DISSY CAN GET A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.

After A While However I Started To Let Him Get Away With It 

Otherwise He Probably Would Not Have One Of The Dear Friends He Has Today

There Is A Certain Type Of Pain I Would Never Wish Upon Any Troll No Matter What They Have Done To Me

Not An Enemy

Not A Kismesis

Not Even You, Your Royal Imperious Condescension.