Well Since My Son Was Bothering Me About Your Human Santa Claus And The Presents He Brings I Decided To Do Just A Tid Bit More Research On The Situation

I Told Him If He Was Going To Bother Me About All Of This Then He Would Have To Agree To Go To The Full Extent Of The Figurative Nine Units Of Measurement

He Was Not Terribly Pleased At First But Eventually…

I Think He Enjoyed Himself More Than He Would Let On

Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Yule, Or Whatever It Is That You Have Chosen To Celebrate Or Not Celebrate